Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Why do we need to die?

chickens

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.