Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden