Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

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