Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop