Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae