Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

Fidel Castro Jokes More Fidel Castro Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Haram Bae Jokes More Haram Bae Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.