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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

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Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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