Single Bar Jokes

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?

Nobody knows!

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.