What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.