What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!