How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ?

Baron mind who you're talking to !

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Single Bar Jokes More Single Bar Jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.