Because women are at the wheel.
I'm just not hoppy anymore man
A bad magician
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
He died.
A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Jesus, take the wheel!
I'msosaurus