Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...