Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.