Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

War Jokes More War Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.