Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

Whorehouse?

Brothel Sprouts.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials?

For raisin bran awareness.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

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How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.