Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Anthony Jokes More Anthony Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Steve Job Jokes More Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Whorehouse Jokes More Whorehouse Jokes

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.