Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Bran Stark Jokes More Bran Stark Jokes

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Steve Job Jokes More Steve Job Jokes

What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!