What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs