What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.