One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
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One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
One had to P.
One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
and can tell them Plant Spern
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
It's not hard...