Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Phuket Jokes More Phuket Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

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What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.