What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.