What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"