What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.