United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Who is saved?

America

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.