Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.