What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

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How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.