What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.