What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.