The 45th President of the United States of America.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
He cracked up.
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
We're white and bulbous, just like America
Nothing, it's a free country.
A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist
Because in America, freedom rings.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Warning: Gore