Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

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Because the captain stood on the deck.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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She had a ball