William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters