William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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A kid who loves halalpenos

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Opens the car door.

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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bunny farts

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

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Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

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Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha