Victory Jokes

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

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What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol?

Ginger Ale

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November