What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Marry Woman Jokes More Marry Woman Jokes

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.