What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Marry Woman Jokes More Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....