Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

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What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.