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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!