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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!