Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM