Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of condescending?

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man