Dead Bee Jokes

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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Briiiiines...

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.