Zippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Hippo-critical.

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Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.