What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.