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CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July