How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.