What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper