What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*