How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Army Ants coming for tea then

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!