Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Lighter Jokes More Lighter Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!