How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.