How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be