How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting