Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.