How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.