How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.