What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.