What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.