What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !