What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston