What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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A cuckoo clock.

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A lot of good yolks!

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An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.