What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.