What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm