What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes