What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.