What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.