What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.