A Pimp
Pandatory. Stupid, I know.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
