Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.