What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file