What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.