What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.