How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi