Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.