Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

D Jokes More D Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?